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20th April 2009
A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says - 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne too!''What a 'coincidence' - the farmer says, 'This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating.' 'This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!' - says the woman. 'What a 'coincidence' - says the farmer as they clinked glasses he asks 'What are you celebrating?' 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child for a long time and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!''What a coincidence' - says the man... 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs..' 'That's great!' - says the woman.'How did your chickens become fertile?''I used a different ****' - he replied.The woman smiled and said -'What a coincidence!...' |