[lady_forever]

Abu El Abed went once to a hairdresser for a haircut.He tried to start a
conversation with the people while waiting.

Abu El Abed : Did you hear what Joumblatt said today?
'Barber : 'Allah Ykhallik, ma badna seeyasee bi hal mahal'.

After a few minutes

Abu El Abed : 'Do you know how the dollar is
doing today?
'Barber:'Allah Ykhallik, ma badna haki al dollar wel lira bi
hal mahal'.

Abu El Abed : 'Tayyeb feena nehke Sex?
'Barber : Maaloum!

Abu El Abed : 'eh ++++feek wou bi hal mahal.'