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14th February 2009
You know you’re a Lebanese Forces member when:
- You curse god 10 times a day but you go crazy if someone criticizes Batrak Sfeir
- You know how to ebb mobilette by the age of 12
- You wear a T-shirt/ i-shirt in winter even if you’re in Arz
- Your dream car is a BMW Serie WOZZ
- You frequently say: CHOU YA EWWWW!
- You finish majoring in Business at the age of 35
- You have a Girl Friend but you can’t stop thinking of Michel Aoun
- You think that Hariri economically helped Lebanon
- You think that Martyr Dany Chamoun committed suicide
- You gather around 150 LFers to beat one FPMer
- You know that Charles Malek has something to do with Human Rights
- You think Tony Franjieh killed his family and stabbed himself in the back 25 times in remorse
- You understand these words: Cut-off, De2 Chafra, Chil douleb, drob nireh
- You actually think that people believe your RayBans are original
- You insist on having a knife wherever you go
- You do the ta2 ta2 ta ta ta2 when you pass by an FPM office
- You believe that St-Charbel really wants the Hakim for the Christians (after alla baddo mar Charbel)
- You go hunting even when there are no birds
- You think you’re the one and only Christian but you never visit a church and if you do go you stay outside and curse Aoun all the time (Harissa rings a bell??)
- You believe that the SADEM FORCES can really pass through 7anafiyyet
- Your car has the worst yet highest sound ever and you’re not ashamed to show it
- You have a baseball bat and/or Morina underneath your seat in your BMW/GOLF
- You spend time on Counter-Strike more than the time bill gates spends on Microsoft programs
- You know everything about Counter-Strike weapons including cheats codes
- You seriously believe that the “chou ya achta” catch phrase will get you laid some day
- You Delta before you Delta after your Delta during the Delta
- Last but not least, although you voted for 14 March in the 2005 elections, you run around telling people that if it weren’t for your vote, Aoun wouldn’t have been elected J
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