A VERY OLD man went into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side (TOP MODEL, 23 yrs old).
He told the jeweler He was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend, the jeweler brought to them a diamond ring at $40,000!
The young lady's eyes shined and her whole body trembled with excitement...
The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it"...
And the old man to add: I'll pay you by check, I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write It now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick up the ring Monday afternoon.'
Monday morning, the very upset jeweler phoned the old man and said:
"There's no money in that account"!!!!!
The old man answered: Of course I know..., "but can you imagine the weekend I had"???