Two "homemade" jokes...
An old man whom we know from a far parental link was telling us once:
إشترى لي أولادي مكيّفًا، أداروه وخرجوا... شعرت بالبرد ولم أعلم كيف أطفئه... "فشعّلت الصوبيا"...ههههه
Another one that made me laugh too much this morning... I woke up, wished a Happy New Year to my husband, then said:
هه... هلّق بلبنان ماشي الشّخير...هه
He answered....
أيّا شخير ماشية "السّيفونات"....ههه
NB:
And to clear any misunderstanding, he meant that some LEBANESE ate too much and drank more... and now they blaming the "restaurant"...