[lady_forever]

OLD people have problems that you haven't
even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his
doctor for a sperm count as
part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
'Take this jar home and
bring back a semen sample to mo rrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared
at the doctor's office
and gave him the jar, which was as clean and
empty as on the
previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained, 'Well, doc,
it's like this--first I tried with my right
hand, but nothing. Then
I tried with my left hand, but still
nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried
with her right hand, then
with her left, still nothing. She tried with
her mo uth, first with
the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still
nothing.

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next
door and she tried too,
first with both hands, then an armpit, and
she even tried squeezin'
it between her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your
neighbor?'

The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could
get the jar open.'