[lady_forever]

A Canadian, an Australian, and a Homsi are in a bar
discussing the mental abilities of their wives.

The Canadian says, 'You know my wife must be the most
stupid woman in the world. She went to a supermarket sale
and bought $900 worth of meat, and she doesn't even have
a freezer!'

The Australian says, ' That's nothing ! My wife
went out last week to a showroom and bought a brand new
$30,000 car, and she doesn't even have a licence !'
Not to be out done,

the Homsi says, 'My wife is a lot dumber than that!
Last week she left for a holidays in Beirut with a pack of
20 condoms! Hell, she doesn't even have a *****!