the 3 stages of marriage:
Stage 1 (year 1 of marriage): It's f***ing all over the place: the stairs, the kitchen, the bedroom, dining room, living room, elevator, car,...
Stage 2 (year 2 - 5): It's f***ing in bed a couple of times a month if you're lucky.
Stage 3 (year 5 until you're lucky enough to die): It's screaming at each other across the hall "F*** You!
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