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30th October 2008
*In U.S.A .........................*
*1- Go to the club*
*2-catch a
gurl and smile 4 her *
*3-Buy her a drink*
*4-some talking*
*5-then
invite her home ..*
*In Europe*
*1-Go to skool *
*2-Find a Cute
gurl in ur skool*
*3-ask her 4 date*
*4-go with her to the first date then
walk with her to her house !!
kiss her!!
*5-go
with her in a second date .. then walk with her to ur house!!
then invite
her to the house .....*
*In Lebanon*
*1-Go buy A Cool Car (mishen el benet
t7ebak)*
*2-Go and make ur hair In Versace (mishen
tsir cool)*
*3-Go Drive In Kazdoura Or Tla3 3a Ehden(matra7
ykoun fi girls)
*4-Put Loud ENGLISH music (tab3an el shab
bikoun 3am yhez raso wo mesh fehim shi men el song!!)*
*5-Start talking with a gurl (shou ya 7elwi
........................ sho hal ta3jeh ya na3jeh ... like this )
*6-after 5-6 days of hard working in Driving u will
catch one
(tab3an bta3teek
ra2ma)
*7-start callin her daily u need 3
Alfa Credit Recharges In 1 month ..( tab3an kel el 7aki
bekoon
wallah ana awal ma sheftek 7abaytik ......................... inti
awal wa7deh b7eba...ana yali b7eba wala momken khouna ... tab3an
el shab bedal ye7ke !
wo after an hour of talking she says
just
3 words : 1-yeah 2- Thanks 3-Bye
*8-after 1 month u ask her for the first date and u
take her to
Cafe ...(tab3an el benet betjib
kel ref2ata ma3a ! mishen
ya3touha ra2yon
bel shab ! or mishen te2heron !
*9-at the end of date ! she have a call from her
dad
(yalla 7abibti waynik la halla2 wo
men hal 7ake)
*10- So she needs to go ! (tab3an el shab byetlob el
bill ! wo
bisir ykhabiya 3an el
2a3deen ! 3ala 2ases inou el
shab el shahem yali ma bikhliya tedfa3 !
bas
el miskin metlabas
fiya wo b ref2ata !! fa be7ot 40000 L.L !
wo mishen ybayen inou mesh se2len 3an el money !
byetrok Tips 5000 L.L ..
11-Back to home and call her !!
(tab3an el shab bikoun safef edem bayta
wo
bye7kila : ya allah wallah tmanet
inou el yom ma yekhlas ,, law
be2dar wa2ef el wa2et bass ,, ya 3omre kif ken shaklek wallah kenti
mghatiyeh 3an
el kel ! wel
gurl have 4 words this time :
1-Yeah 2-Thanks 3-mesh la hal darajeh
ya3ne 4-bye
*12-After 2 Weeks u ask her 4 a Date ........................ alone
......................... (ba3ed alf mara tetrajeha maybe te2bal !
*13-Go to cinema
(lezim shroot ! inou ma ykouno b ekher seat ! wo lezim
ykoon
bayna wo bayno kerse wa7ad wo ma
yetala3 fiya la2ana bet7eb
trakez bel movie
........................
*14-After The movie u take her to walk (tab3an hiyeh mesh
walk
hiyeh tal3et daraj 3al city
complex
*15- u hold her hand (el security byetala3 fikon and wo
bilaze2 fikon !
so el benet
btez3al 2al lesh el security fakar tafkeer mesh mnee7 !
wo
bterja3 3a bayta za3leni(inou 3ala ases heyi ktir sensitive wo ktir
mhazbi wo
inou hal ma3ma3at ma bifoutou bi rasa w shou masket 2id
w hal
7araket el bala ta3me ) wel shab birou7 bye3la2 ma3 el security
*16-After 1500 missed call the gurl answers and says
(sho badak?! 3ajabak
ana 7ada yfaker inni B**** ...wo bel
ekher
byetla3 el 7a2 3lekk
lesh msaket her hand !)*
*17-U will go to Apologize 2 her .. (tab3an
betroo7 bteshteri
akbar wo 2at2al
hadeya...clothes,flowers,perfume and a big bear
*18- she will smile and
back again ..*
*19-after 2 months u ask her for a date (tab3an
ba3ed ma tkoon
nesyet sho sar hadek el
yom ! mishen el benet kteer
senstive
...7aram
)*
*20-she will say yes (w bet2ilo ma t2elli wala
tjebli siret el cine aw el city complex again !
wo 7zor sho? !
tab3an
el shab b2illa 7ader
*21- she go on a drive with him in
the car ( tab3an el shab bi7et slow songs !
wo
bibalesh yet7atam eddema !
then bisof ma7al fadi !
wo byemsik
2ida wo bibalesh 7aki 7elo !
*22-then he get closer want to kiss her (3ala
khadda tab3an !!)
hiyeh betseer
tsarekh .. SHO SHAYFNE ANA ?? METEL EL BANET YALI KENET TE3REFON
,, ANA 3OMRO MA SHAB YELMESNI :s :s :s :s NAZELNI HALLA2 YALLA
*23-the gurl went to her home ..(el shab bidalo
yde2ila wo her mob msakar ! wo bedal ylef wo ydawer jamb bayta wo be7et
goerge wassouf
wo bebalesh ydakhen ! wo hiyeh la 7ayat Liman tounadi
!!
*24-after 3 months (el shab bikon met7atem wo b
2arer yente7ir !
wo heyi betkoun la2et
wa7ad tene wo sa7abeto w saret tedhar ma3o w nafs el 2essa !
*25- end of love storyy !
*26- wel shab 2a3ad 3a khazou2 |