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Bill Gates decides to organize an enormous session of recruitment for a new chairman for Microsoft Europe. The 5000 candidates are all assembled in a large room. One of the candidates is Fadi Khoury, a Lebanese guy

Bill Gates thanks all the candidates for coming and asks that all those who do not know JAVA program language rise and leave.
2000 people rise and leave the room. Fadi Khoury says to himself - "Ido not know this language but what have I got to lose if I stay?
I'll give it a try".

Bill Gates asks all the candidates that those who have never had
experience of team management of more than 100 people rise and leave.2000 people rise and leave the room. Fadi Khoury says to himself - "I have never managed anybody but myself but what have I got to lose if I stay?
What can happen to me"? So he stays.

Then Bill Gates asks all the candidates who do not have excellent
management diplomas to rise and leave. 500 people rise and leave the room.
Fadi Khoury says to himself - "I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose if I stay? So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asks all of the candidates who do not speak the
Serbo-Croat language to rise and leave. 498 people rise and leave the room.

Fadi Khoury says himself - "I do not speak Serbo-Croat but what the"Hell! - Have I got anything to lose?" So he stays in the room. He finds himself alone with one other candidate - everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joins them and says: "Apparently you are the only two
candidates who speak Serbo-Croatian, so I'd now like to hear you both have a little conversation in that language!

Calmly Fadi turns to the other candidate and says to him: "Keifak ya K***a"...

The other candidate answers: "Kol K***a ya 3ar***……"




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There was a German, an Italian and a Homsi on death row.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

To be shot
To be hung
To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

The German said, 'Shoot me right in the head.' (Boom, he was dead
instantly.)

Then the Italian said, 'Just hang me.' (Snap, he was dead.)
Then the Homsi said, 'Give me some of that AIDS stuff.'

They gave him the shot, and the Homsi fell down laughing. The guards
looked
at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then the Homsi
said, 'Give me another one of those shots,' so the guards did. Now he was
laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.

Finally the warden said, 'What is wrong with you?'

The Homsi replied, 'You guys are so stupid ..... I'm wearing a condom!'