[lady_forever]

A little Syrian boy goes into the kitchen where
his mom is cooking.
While playing, he wears a 'tarboush' and
a 'sherwal'... and says:
'Mom, look, I'm a Lebanese boy now


His mom slaps him in the face and says 'Go
show your
father.'

He goes to his dad in the living room and says,
'Look dad, I'm a
Lebanese boy.' His dad slaps him hard in the
face and says, 'Go
show your grandmother.'

The boy goes in his grandmother's room and
says, 'Look, Grandma, I'm a
Lebanese boy.

His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends
him back to his mother.
His mother says: 'See. Did you learn anything
from that?'
To which the boy replies: 'Sure I did!!
I've only been Lebanese for
five Minutes and I already HATE you Syrians!'