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Default Re: New jokes - 28th April 2005

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Originally Posted by cedarheart
The waiter replies: "Wle!!! chkor le rabbak enno le mahsoubak lebnani, wa2ella kenet akalet la ......."
After that the Homsi gets along with the Lebanese waiter -el-ghorbeh btejma3- and he asks him how he can... you know... date a cute frensh girl. Since he lebanese guy was there for long time, he fixed him up with a cute frensh lady that he fell in Love with, and he wanted to talk with her and confess his Love! So he went and bought a book about love and how to speek the tender words of love in Frensh!
He studied the book, and on the great night, he goes to the restaurant... In this time the girl fell in love with him and on the dinner "à la chandelle" she tells him: "Jamil, moi je t'aime!!" his heart beating fast... He put himself together and answered her: "Et moi aussi murmura-t-il!!"
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