[cedarheart]

A syrian had to go to Paris for some business. He was worried how he's gonna do things since he doesn't speak any french. His friend says to him: "Wala y hemmak, El Faransi hayyine, byekfi ennak t7ot Le aw La abel kill kelmeh" (don't worry, french is easy all what you have to do is to put "le" or "la" before each word)

After his arrival to his hotel in paris, the syrian went down to the restaurant to have lunch, he calls the waiter:
"Chlonak? Jibli Le khebez, la dajaj.."
The waiter gets him what he wanted, the syrian felt so proud of himself, he was pseaking fluent french he thought!!! he called again the waiter:
"Akhiiii! Le kebbayit La may"
the waiter gets him a glass of water, felling so happy the syrian kept on ordering things:
"La riz, le chorba, la zebdeh....."

At the end he asked: "Akhi? La fatoura?"
when the waiter brings him the bill the syrian says:"Lak Le farancy mitl la arabi, ma3 le le wou la la!"
The waiter replies: "Wle!!! chkor le rabbak enno le mahsoubak lebnani, wa2ella kenet akalet la ......."