[Outlife]

A Frenchman, an Italian and a Homsi walk into a motel and ask for a room. The owner says "Alright, but my beautifful daughter is sleeping upstairs. If any of you even go look at her sleeping I'll kill you all!" The three travellers agreed and got the room with the staircase leading up to the beautifful daughter. Of course, they were to curious and decided to each take a quick look and get back to their beds before the owner caught them. First the Frenchman went up the staircase. But when he was almost to the top, the stair creaked loudly and the owner shouted "Who made that noise!? I'll kill you!" So the Frenchman answered "Meow!" And the owner thought it was just his little cat. When he got dowstairs he told the Italian of the owner's daughter's beauty and warned him about the creaky stair. So the Italian did the same as the Frenchman and pretended to be a little cat when the stair creaked. Last it was the Homsi's turn. So the Italian tells him "When the owner shouts, just pretend it's the cat, and we will not all be killed." So the Homsi goes up the stairs and sure enough the last step creaks loudly. The owner shouts "Who made that noise!? I'll kill you!" The Homsi confidently answers "The cat!".