[Outlife]

When Lebanon Was Created:

On the sixth day, God turned to the Angels and said:
"Today, I am going to create a land called Lebanon, it will be a land of
outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of
snow,beautiful sparky lakes cutting forests full of all kinds of trees,
high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life."

God continued, "I shall make the land rich so to make the inhabitants
prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Lebanese, and they shall be known
as the most friendly people on earth."

"But Lord", asked the Angels, "don't you think you are being too generous
to the lebanese ?

"Not really", replied God, "just wait and see the neighbors I am going to
give them !"