| Re: New jokes -
7th April 2005
A Syrian officer sends his men to steal a car from Lebanon, they get the car, but near the border, they go full speed into a brick wall. none dead or injured, but the car was squeezed into a tiny box. They call the officer to come help them.
Once the officer is there, he looks and sees his men taking turns blowing into the exhaust.
- shou 3am ta3mlou enta w yah wla ?!
- 3am nonfokh el siyyara sidna, meshan terja3 metl ma kanet.
- Wla Hmar, bisakkro el shebbak bel awwal ! |