[METALLICA]

A rapist was on the run in Syria for some months now.. so the Moukhabarat were called to catch him.. after a few weeks, they were finally able to know where he lives. the captain calls his men: "Shoufou wlaa, 3refna ween beeto la had, biddi yakon iddam beeto ba3d sa3a wla, fahmin ?"
- "Fahmin sidna"
they go to the suspect's building, but they just realize they don't know how he looks like.. so they put their minds together to think of something, and they find a great idea.
Meanwhile, the captain is waiting, 1 hour, 2 hours, 3, 4, 5, ... 9 hours go by and the soldiers are not back yet.. so he goes to check on them.
He gets there and sees all of his men bent over with their pants around their ankles.
- Wla shou 3amlin enta w yah ?!
- Kameen sidna !
:D