[proudtobelebanese]

i have couple of nice jokes..
1st, kal fi wahad homsi 3atiou 3ilka...........hileh ma ynam illa ma ykhalissa.



2, they had a competition between the inteligence in the world. ever coutry sent their moukhabarat. to find out who is the most intelligente, they will hide a rabbit and whoever finds it first will win. 1rst goes the americans 5 - 10 mins, they came back with the rabbit.
2nd goes the russian 2-3 hours, they came back with the rabbit, 3rd goes the syrian, 1-2-3 days and they never came back. on the 4rth day they see the moubarat lakteen 7mar w3am yidirbou w3am bikouloulou. 3tirif inak arnab wlllaaa.