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Originally Posted by Dalzi  What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?!
A- The British:
will throw the cup onto the street and leave the coffee shop for good.
B- The American:
will get the insect out and drink the coffee.
C- The Chinese:
will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
D-The Israeli will:
(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the
Chinese.
(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hezbollah, Syria and Iran of using
germ-weapons.
(4) Keep on crying about anti-Semitism and violations of human
rights.
(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in
coffee cups.
(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and
electricity from Palestinian houses, and randomly shoot
Palestinians.
(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan
of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by
making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.
(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing
still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation. |
You made me laugh and laugh and laugh!! But now, there are some updates! Replace the Palestinians with Hezbollah!! Isn't it their new target NOW!!