[Abou Ali]

Originally Posted by sarah_32

Toni grew up in Beirut , then moved away
to attend college

of law in Oxford University.


He decided to come back to Beirut , because
he could not be a big man in Oxford.

He really wanted to impress everyone. So
he returned and opened his new law office.

The first day, he saw a man coming up the
sidewalk. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he
arrived.



As the man came to the door Mr. Toni picked up the phone. He motioned the
man in, all while talking "No. Absolutely no. You tell those clowns
in New York that I won't settle this case for less than one million. Yes.
The Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling
the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support.
Okay. Tell the State Prosecutor that I'll meet with him next week to discuss
the details."



This sort of thing went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man
sat patiently as Toni rattled instructions.


Finally, Toni put down the phone and turned
to the man. "I'm sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I"m
very busy.



What can I do for you?"


The man replied, "I'm from OGERO ,
I've come to connect your line".

My grandma used to tell me this joke in order to sleep
Fi shi we7deh a3ta2 ??