[Tanios]

What is the best way for a man to lose 60 kg of useless grease? - Divorce.

The top of optimism? - To imagine that a woman will hang the phone because she has just said "goodbye" to her friend.

Why the statue of freedom it is a woman? - It was necessary that the head is empty to build the restaurant there.

Which is the last thing which one could hear just before the Challenger shuttle explodes? - don't touch that, Sarah!

Silence is the only gold thing which women hate

bigamy consists in having a extra woman ;... monogamy too.

A woman to her husband:
- I have good and a bad news for you.
- Go ahead...
- I'm leaving to you, answers the woman. - Ah. And the bad news?

Do you know why certain women have a brain large like a pea? ... Because it can swell.

Did you know that 90% of the car accidents are causes by drunk men? - Yes, it is because they their wives were driving.

God created the animals, beautiful
God created nature, beautiful
God created man, beautiful
God created woman, "...she will make up herself", he said .