[cedrus_libani]

A zen master was in meditation in his closter when a thief broke in.
The thief was not expecting to found the zen master in the room.

The monk told him "Ohh you must be koming from a long to way to visit me! please accept as a gift all my clothes." The thief suprized toke them and fled.

The monk said if it was possible I would have gave him the moon also!